Why I sacked my secretary

This is a true story.... Last week was my
40th birthday and i really didn ’t feel like
waking up that morning. I managed to pull
myself together and go downstairs for
breakfast, hoping my wife would be
pleasant and say, “Happy Birthday!”, and
possibly have a small present for me. As it
turned out, she barely said good morning,
let alone “Happy Birthday.” I thought…
Well, that’s marriage for you, but the kids…
They will remember.
My kids came trampling down the stairs to
breakfast, ate their breakfast, and didn ’t
say a word to me. So when I made it out
of the house and started for work, I felt
pretty dumpy and despondent.
As I walked into my office, my secretary
Joanne said, “Good Morning Boss, and by
the way Happy Birthday!” It felt a bit
better knowing that at least someone
remembered. I worked in a zombie like
fashion until about one o ’clock, when
Joanne knocked on my door and said,
“ You know, it’s such a beautiful day
outside, and it’s your Birthday, why don’t
we go out for lunch, just you and me.” I
said, “Thanks, Joanne, that’s the best thing
I’ve heard all day. Let’s go!”
We went to lunch but not where we’d
normally go. Instead she took me to a
quiet bistro with a private table. We had a
couple of mixed drinks and I enjoyed the
meal tremendously. On the way back to
the office, Joanne said, “You know, It’s
such a beautiful day… We don’t have to go
right back to the office, do we?” I replied
with “I suppose not. What do you have in
mind?” She said, “Let’s go to my
apartment, it’s just around the corner.”
After arriving at her apartment, Joanne
turned to me and said, “Boss if you don’t
mind, I’m goinna to step into the bedroom
for just a moment. I’ll be right back.” “Ok.”
I nervously replied. She went into the
bedroom and, after a couple of minutes,
she came out carrying a huge birthday
cake …
Followed by my wife, my kids, and dozens
of my friends, and co-workers, all singing
“ Happy Birthday”. & by this time i was
already naked watin 4 the unusual thing
to take place...........lol